| "I couldn't ask for a better springboard. There was no doubt in my mind, by the time they offered me the role, that the show was going to be huge. It was already doing really well, and I was really lucky to get in when I did. It's also a great learning environment."|
| "To learn something new everyday. I never thought I would be learning about science after college or after high school for that matter. It's kind of a double life for me, that part of the job. I could be doing a sitcom and I'd just be there making dumb jokes, but now I'm making dumb jokes and learning something."|
| "That boy you left in the jungle was me."- SECRETFUNTIME|
| Grissom: Where's your enthusiasm? |
Greg: Whenever I find a match in here, my world gets a little smaller. Out there I felt large.
Grissom: Out there means a pay cut.
Greg: I'm not about the money.
| Greg: I guess I should stop trying to impress you. |
Grissom: That would impress me.
| Grissom: Greg! |
Grissom: Take off your shoes and socks.
Greg: See, now we're getting into this whole strip forensics thing and I'm not too sure I can hang with that - even if you are my boss.
Grissom: Your mother's maiden name was Hojem? Hojem is Norwegian, right?
Greg: Yeah, and you know my grandfather was tossed from Norway for getting my grandmother pregnant before they got married. To this day he still tells me "Som man reder sa ligger man". [long pause] One must lie in the bed one has made.
Grissom: That's true.
| Catherine: So, any luck with the blood and hair samples I gave you? |
Greg: Don't insult me. Luck is only for those without skill.
Catherine: Spoken like a man who's never hit the jackpot.
Greg: Sad, but true.
| Greg: Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer. Swab one down, run it through CODIS, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall. |
Nick: Hey, what happened to "take one down, pass it around"? That was the best part!
| Greg: [about orthodontia] I had it all - palate expander, braces, retainer, headgear. Five years of torture, but worth every penny, don't you think? |
| Greg: I'm like a sponge: I just absorb information. |
Grissom: I thought that was MY line.
Greg: Yeah, and I absorbed it.
| Grissom: So, let's see. You surf, you scuba dive. You're into latex, you like fashion models and Marilyn Manson. And you also have a coin collection? |
Greg: Weird, huh?
Grissom: Well, I race cockroaches!
| Greg: That's when I saw her -a flower- and not the kind you pin on a lapel. She was long stemmed. |
| Grissom: Don't worry, its only a mildew-induced skin disease.|
Greg: You infected me with mildew?!
| Greg: Grass. So '70s, man. Sticky green, the dank, the chronic, the cush, happy stick, wacky-tobaccy ...|
| Sara: So relax and lie down on your back...|
Greg: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching. That was a different dream.