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801 | Dead Doll





802 | A La Cart

Greg: When I was a kid, I used to make bombs. Little bombs.
Nick: Nothing says 'I'm guilty' like running from the cops dumbass!
Grissom: Come on Conrad there's always room for jello.
Ecklie: That's expensive jello. See if we can't reuse some of that.

803 | Go to Hell

Suspect (Alaster Ross): The devils sliest trick, is making us believe he isn't real, but call his name long and loud enough, and guess who comes knocking on your door?
Brass: Usually guys like you.



804 | The Case of the Cross-Dressing Carp

Grissom (to Sara): You know maybe we should get married.
Catherine (To Grissom): What are you up to?
Grissom (Looking Suspicious): Nothing...


805 | The Chick Chop Flick Shop





806 | Who and What





Without A Trace | Where and Why





807 | Goodbye and Good Luck

(Sara's letter to Grissom)
Gil, You know I love you. I feel I've loved you forever. Lately I haven't been feeling very well truth be told I'm tired out in the desert that night I realized something and I haven't been able to shake it. Since my father died I've spent almost my entire life with ghost we've been like close friends and out there in the desert it occurred to me that it was time for me to bury them I can't do that here. I'm so sorry. No matter how hard i try to fight it off I'm left with the feeling that i have to go. I have no idea where I'm going but I know I have to do this it if don't I'm afraid I'll self destruct and worst you'll be there to see it happen. Be safe. Know that I try very hard to stay. Know that you are my one and only. I will miss you with every beat of my heart. Our life together was the only home I ever really had I wouldn't trade it for anything. I love you..... I always will. Goodbye.


808 | You Kill Me

"You Always Get something from Trace" said by David Hodges in his ever so cute sarcastic way.
Brass to Bobby Dawson: What no jelly? We found peanut butter inside your glove, that matches the stuff we found on the freezer door handle.... Chunky right?
Wendy: Hodgkins? You named yourself after a cancer?
Wendy (referring to his board game): Hodges, this is impressive!... In a painfully sad, geek kind of way.
Wendy: You are the dumbest smart guy I know!
Hodges: You think I'm smart?!?
809 | Cockroaches





810 | Lying Down with Dogs





811 | Bull





812 | Grissom's Divine Comedy





813 | A Thousand Days on Earth





814 | Drops' Out





815 | The Theory of Everything





816 | Two and a Half Deaths

(Hodges drops a tampon into a beaker of water for the sixth time. As you can imagine, it didn't work out so well.)
Wendy: (walks in) That time of the month, huh? I know. Picking out the right feminine product can be so hard.
Hodges: You gonna mock me or help me?
Wendy: I have to choose?
Hodges: I can't get this to work.
Wendy: Well, that's probably because you don't have the right equipment. You don't, do you?
Hodges: Haha. You're lucky you're cute. Annabelle Bundt was dosing her tampons with vodka.
Wendy: Does that even work?
Hodges: Kinda. Even the most absorbent tampons only hold about 19 grams of fluid. Or about 20 milliliters.
Wendy: Well, that's enough for Aunt Flow but that is not gonna get an alcoholic drunk.
Hodges: Who's Aunt Flow? (Wendy gives him a 'Really?!' look) Oh. Alright, well, maybe she's just doing it to take the edge off. What I can't figure out is how she managed it because every time I throw one in here it tuns into Spongebob Squarepants.
Wendy: You don't take it out of the applicator first! Gimme. (Hodges hands her a tampon. Wendy dips the end in water then slides the applicator down. She shows it to Hodges.) There. It's why they call it an applicator. (She hands him the tampon and walks away.)
Hodges: I always wondered how that worked!
Wendy: All men do!



817 | For Gedda







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